Prostitute Bites, Chocolate Smeared

A look at weird crime news in the northern Chicago suburbs.

Biting Costs Extra Humiliation

A Skokie man called police to report a robbery after he said a prostitute bit and stole $50 from him during an altercation.

The Grass Is Yellower On The Other Side 

A Vernon Hills man was charged with disorderly conduct after he was observed urinating on a neighbor’s fence. 

Chocolate Vandals Harass With Hungry Ants and Bees

A Northbrook resident reported an unknown person used chocolate syrup to write words on the resident's driveway.

Lawnmower Man Orchestrates Door Heist

Someone removed all four doors of a white Ford truck parked in Palatine. The truck's interior, two small lawn mower engines and an air compressor were also taken.

Police Investigate Canadian Crime Syndicate 

A seven-foot aluminum flagpole and U.S. flag were reported stolen from the front of Des Plaines home.

Just Sayin March 24, 2013 at 09:02 PM
Dan Arenov, if that's his real name, gives sage advise regarding the financial transactions of buying sex. Must have plenty of experience!
Stu Pidasso March 25, 2013 at 03:54 AM
@Moe, are you speaking from experience :)
No Stu Pidasso, I saw it on a hour long special on nightline. It was titled "prostitutes, credit cards, and whiskey d---, the real truth". Are you the Stu Pidasso that was at the Buck for Roger and the Wraybands Saturday night? Good times. I made sure when people finally got home, they only got partials from their partners. I sold lots of whiskey:)
Just Sayin March 25, 2013 at 08:47 PM
Dan Arenov...if that is your real name, LOL deflect all you want bud


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